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Becoming a parent has turned me into an involuntary firefighter.
I don’t get a cool hat, or get to drive a big red truck, but I do get woken up in the middle of the night to deal with pee-soaked bedsheets, or having to deal with a mid-day meltdown in the middle of the grocery store, or hearing the sound of glass shattering as another dish gets broken.
I used to be able to leisurely stroll to a coffee shop or library and just sit there for hours, uninterrupted, typing away on my laptop. Those days are over. Now, there are so many half-finished emails and incoherent texts that I’m sure my friends and family think I’ve had a stroke. Nope, no stroke. That would be my son stealing my phone again and running around our apartment sending poop emojis to my mom.
Going from a jet-setting laptop warrior digital nomad to an exhausted parent constantly fighting fires has made me gain a whole new respect for parents everywhere. So to all the tired parents reading this: I see you, I hear you, I totally get it now.
And I totally get why it’s so hard for parents, especially those with young children, to think about their finances. Who has time for spreadsheets when you haven’t slept or had a shower for the past week?
That’s why in our soon-to-be-released book Parent Like a Millionaire (Without Being One), we encourage the reader not to think about FIRE as a giant lofty goal to quit your job, but rather a series of small, bite-size tasks that anyone can do during the little one’s naps.
Start Small
We never think of FIRE in terms of deprivation, but rather a more efficient way of spending your money. In other words, how do we get the same results while keeping more of your hard-earned cash?
Let’s take a relatively small expense that every new parent has to deal with: diapers.
Disposable diapers cost varies, but right now we’re spending about $40 a month for our 2 year old. $40 a month x 12 = $480 a year.
$480 a year may not be a ton of money, but how would you like to make that free instead?
To do this, we need to create a passive income stream equal to $40 a month, or $480 a year.
Fortunately, the FIRE movement has taught us how to do this. To create a passive income stream to match this expense, we take our annual expense ($480) and multiply it by 25, as per the 4% rule.
The 4% rule was originally meant to calculate retirement portfolios, but why not any other expense? Diapers are just like any reoccurring expense, and we know from retirement planning that if you invest 25 times that annual expense amount, you can withdraw the dividends, interest, and a little bit of capital gains to equal 4% of that initial investment, and statistically your investment will never be depleted.
It’s like planting an orange tree in an orchard (your initial investment), and after every year you harvest the oranges while keeping the original tree intact.
So, to create our money tree, it will cost $480 x 25 = $12,000.
Now, $12,000 sounds like a lot of money, especially compared to the diaper’s cost of $480 a year, but there are a few things to keep in mind here:
First of all, the $12,000 isn’t a cost like the diapers are. You’re not spending $12,000, you’re investing it. You’re planting your money tree, and after it starts to bear fruit in the form of dividends, interest, and harvested capital gains, its pays for your diapers going forward. You’ve essentially planted a diaper tree.
Secondly, the money you were spending on diapers (that $480 a year) is now freed up and can be spent on something else. You could put that money towards toys, formula, or whatever else you need. You could even put that money towards planting another money tree, if you want!
And finally, don’t forget that even though babies only need diapers for the first 2-4 years of their lives, your money tree keeps producing forever. After that last nappy is used up, you have a decision to make. What should you do with your money tree? Because you only harvested the fruit without damaging the tree, your initial investment is still there, and may have even grown in value. You could sell it off and cash out your investment. You could redirect that passive income towards another expense, like toys. Or you could merge that money tree with another one, and have it work towards an even bigger expense, like college savings, a new car, or even early retirement!
Subscribe and Win
Here’s another hack that you can use to get your first money tree even faster.
If you direct your diaper orders through an online retailer like Amazon or Walmart, they offer a subscription option in which you sign up for ongoing deliveries, and in exchange you get a discount. Right now, both are offering up to 20%.
20% off $40 a month yields savings of $8 a month. That may not sound like a lot, but let’s see the impact that this move will have on the price of your diaper tree.
After the discount, your $40 diapers will cost $32 a month. $32 a month is $384 a year.
To create a passive income stream worth $384 a year, it will cost $384 x 25 = $9600.
Compared to the original cost of $12,000, this means you can plant your money tree for $2,400 less than before!
And the best part? These changes are completely invisible from your child’s perspective. Your baby is still using the same brand of diapers as before, only now they’re being paid for passively by a money tree rather than out of their parents’ pocket. About the only thing they might notice is that their parents seem happier and more relaxed than before because they’ve done something clever.
Stop Fighting Fires and Start Planting Trees
Parenting can often feel like putting out a series of fires, only to collapse into bed exhausted so you can wake up and do it all over again.
Having been down this particular rabbit hole (what day is it again?) many times, I know how easy it is to fall into the trap of focusing on the immediate emergencies rather than invest in long-term solutions.
But by focusing on small wins and financially automating certain tasks, like buying diapers, you will free up a little bit of your mental and financial bandwidth. When you’re a parent, every minute and every dollar matters, and when you take something off your plate, you can spend that time and money towards something more worthwhile, like focusing on your relationship with your spouse, or even just taking a nap.
So parents: Stop fighting fires and start planting money trees.
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…And that was my son grabbing my laptop. Again. Le sigh.
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I had this same type of mindset when investing in oil companies, the dividends they paid was like getting a free tank of gas every once in a while, Telco dividends paid for my cell phone & internet, tech stocks paid for my computer & gadgets, etc.
I love the title “Stop fighting fires and start planting trees”! That is true for all of life…
A couple examples from here:
During the intensive parenting era, I would do bimonthly groceries – you save so much time going to the supermarket two (not four) times a month and so much money by looking ahead and buying larger quantities.
I also had a system for kids’ clothes. I’d store all the hand-me-downs in crates labelled by age and season. We always had *something* to use when a need would arise and so didn’t really buy any kid stuff until they were pre-teens and much pickier.
As for diapers, we took the environmentally friendly route of washables: we made an initial investment of $200 on Kijiji and we were good to go for five years and two kids! It’s definitely a values-based choice, but it isn’t harder (it’s possible even when travelling: we did multiple trips, including camping, with two kids in cloth!)
Lots of possible orange trees with kids…
They do love those poop emojis. 🙂 You are doing great. Can’t wait for the new book to arrive!
The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago.
The second best time to plant a tree is now.
It is a timeless adage.
*Along the same theme, remember that U.S. Election Day is November 3, 2026.
*Put it on your calendars now and remind everyone you know to vote.
*Stop the Senile Clown.
Here’s my cost saving tips for buying for your newborn. I discover this after I became a new parent this year!
1) Amazon Baby Gift Registry, if you place 25 items on the gift registry and spend 25 dollars you get a free gift, but it also comes with a 15% discount for any items you place on the gift registry. This discount is for any baby items, so it works for diapers and as well for other stuffs.
It has an expiry date I believe, 3 months after you baby’s due date, but did you know if you delete your baby gift registry and make a new one and just put your most current date as due date you get another 3 months of 15% discount for any items you put on the baby gift registry? You can keep a perpetual 15% discount for any 0f your baby purchases including your diapers. You need to buy from the list in your baby gift registry to make the 15% discount works fyi.
2) TEMU!! I know this has a bad rep, but for baby clothes and toys this is a really good option. You’re looking for cotton for baby clothes and TEMU list the materials of the cloths, so you’re good in this department if you look for cotton 100%. They reliable for listing the materials they use for clothing and the price of clothes and toys are like 90% discount compared to buying from retail or amazon. Most of the toys I got for my baby is like $2, $5, $10 and if it’s crazy nice toy $20.
So… I’ve noticed something, use it how you like to use it…. They have mystery discounts on the apps which they start sending after the first purchase, it can directly lower by at least 50% of any items in your shopping cart, you need to add the item in your shopping cart for the items to show up in the 50% discount page, the TEMU says discount by 70%-90%, but it’s really a 50% discount I noticed. This is a great tool to lower any of the more expensive toys that’s listed for $15+ to under $10 =) .
Second part…. TEMU offers a free refund on the first refund of any purchase… if you buy the items for less than $17 dollar range, they will tell you to keep the items as it cost more money for them to ship it back, so split you orders to small orders to take advantage of the free refunds instead of buying all the items in one large order, and like I said use it however you want to use this tip, not implying anything here.
3) Walmart has good discounted toys if you look in their toy sections… my husband been able to find $5 toys on discount whenever he takes a look sometimes when he’s in there to grab groceries.
Not sure how it affects Americans with the tariffs, but Canadians can take advantage of TEMU without any issues.
Oh TEMU also got this 30 days advent calendar game, you can pick 5 items with the last item pick can be a really nice item worth up to $40 on TEMU’s pricing, they will send it you for free if you go to the calendar every day, there is some requirements of course to get the items… use my tips to get it for the most price efficiency..
1) You need to buy two items to start the calendar game, buy two of the cheapest items to do this
2) Every day they ask you to do certain things.. just do the two easiest one to get the points. Use these points only on the days when they send you the free gifts on the calendar, cause to get the free gift they require you to buy things… you can directly pass this requirement if you use the gaming points on those specific days.
You will still need to spend 1 day of shopping to get all the gifts… but if you add the items to your shopping cart in the calendar shopping cart… then go to the mystery discount and pick your 90% discounted item… then go back to your calendar shopping cart you will notice that the item have been discounted as well. Even more efficient way to buy things. You probably shouldn’t refund the items that you got through the advent calendar game if you want to keep playing this game every month… cause they ban you from the game if you keep refunding the items… *cough*
To access the mystery discount on TEMU, go to your account > messages > promotions
I like how this article explains investing step by step, and staying patient with money feels a bit like practicing difficult levels in Geometry Dash Wave.
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baby baby baby…why dont you start a baby blog instead of using this one?
I feel like you’re using your kid and parenthood to make money which is a shame
? in stead of using this one ? This is their blog and they can write anything they like. If you don’t like it then wait for the next blogpost or visit another blog…
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Love this “money tree” framing — breaking big financial goals down into tiny, bite-sized pieces is so smart, especially for exhausted parents who barely have five minutes to think. Totally relate to the chaos of little kids and half-finished tasks!
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Great post, looking forward to checking out the book!
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